Sunday, April 4, 2010

Nordic Track Exp 2000i Treadmill

SWINE FLU `` `` - OFFICIAL STATEMENT

Holit, influenza is not a disease, has nothing to do with the weather, is the manifestation of the soul to a situation of congestion, fear, sadness or temporary pain, for example: "I'm sad because I'm moving, I had become accustomed to the neighborhood" or "I fought with my boyfriend", the brain takes advantage of this "resort" to stimulate histamine and take a bath cell eliminating waste through the mucus that can be produced after a conflict.

Al mourn only tears, show pride, not pain. The nostrils are to eliminate the real sadness of the soul ... wash our pain. So if the husband dies and you are rich widow, will only be crocodile tears ...

Like, eat chili or hot pepper, capsaicin release, delete your "pain", to stimulate your debris lodged in the tracks respiratory and sinus.

If we do not free these wastes decompose and ferment, by inhibiting or cut the Agency's efforts to release these toxic substances that block the blood vessels, food waste, resulting from a wrong nutrition (starches: bread, potatoes, legumes ) and albumin (milk, meat, eggs, cheese) are generating more severe conflicts and other bronchial diseases.

is that we eat like pigs and then "sniffing" scary ... Curious right? and still you think that is the virus is contagious ..? Atchisss ... !

A laugh a pokito to sneeze in love, joy and harmony!

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A guy robs a bank and takes hostages.
He asks the first hostage if he saw when he stole. This

says yes ... The thief shoots and kills him
The thief asks the second hostage if he saw when he stole. This

says yes .... The thief shoots and kills him
The thief asks the third hostage if he saw when he stole.

The hostage answers: - "I do not ... but my wife did"


-ooooooo-
A woman wakes up in the morning, wakes her husband and says,
- Honey, I had a wonderful dream . I dreamed that you gave me a diamond necklace for my birthday. What does it mean?
The husband replies,
- I know your birthday ...
comes on the birthday of the wife and the husband comes home with a package in hand. The woman, excited, take it out of the hands, tear the paper nervous, quickly opened the box and found a book entitled:
'The meaning of dreams. "


-ooooooo-
While eating breakfast, the woman tells her husband in a tone of complaint:
- You know, last night when you slept, you were insulting me.
- Who told you to sleep ...?


-ooooooo-
The woman tells her husband:
- Hey, Albert, you never happened to you buy flowers?
- Why? If you're still alive.

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